The Bloody Mary Is the Official Beverage of Thanksgiving Morning

What else follows the biggest drinking night of the year?

According to the calendar of made-up holidays, January 1st is supposedly “National Bloody Mary Day.” Yes, yes, I guess the clichéd idea is that, once you finally wake up from your New Year’s Eve revelry, a spicy Bloody Mary might be the only way to ease into the new year. Yawn. False.

First of all, New Year’s Eve is amateur night compared to the Wednesda…