One Plus One Equals Cocktail

In praise of lazy bartending.

So, apparently, we have been living through the spring of the so-called “dirty soda,” which is apparently a non-alcoholic Utah favorite that’s been all over TikTok—a mix of diet cola over ice with coconut syrup, lime juice, and a little half-and-half. Perhaps it is a favorite of the infamous Mormon swinger TikTok moms (whose drama I have also been follo…